Through a lack of motivation, i've failed to organise anything for my weekend except a trip to see The Rock's new movie tomorrow (Ex-con sets out to avenge brother's death. Expect it to clean up at the award ceremonies) and have therefore had a wonderful day lying in bed looking at my ceiling fan. Not to keep cool because the temperatures are still bearable but rather assessing just how dangerous a bit of kit it is.
In conclusion: Very dangerous. That doesn't mean I don't want to put my hand in between it. I haven't been quite so tempted by anything since the KFC Doubledown. However, much like the Colonel's oh-so-meaty 'chicken burger without bread', there are certain things restricting me. With the Doubledown only being sold in the US it was a combination of the 16 hour round trip and more importantly the resultant (yet i'm sure satisfying) heartburn. But the fan, which is still provocatively spinning above me as we speak, would probably break various limbs and itself if I attacked it so i've yet to summon up the courage. Although in a country where the sun is like a bad smell, there's never one far away so we'll see if our relationship stays amicable.
List of Things I'll Always Want to Do, No Matter How Old I Am.
1. Fan Conundrum, see above.
2. Open car door on motorway. If anything, now made more possible since the child-lock has been taken off.
3. Throw phone into water. Achieved in dramatic fashion into the Thames in 2006 and then repeated the following year in less impressive style and also to less public celebration into a swimming pool. The moment is great, the morning after is shit.
4. Talking to someone, wanting to tell them a really big secret that would crush them, just because you know. Don't tell me secrets.
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