Went to the big shopping 'facility' in the centre of town today for the first time. It was pretty naff, although its' naffness had quite a lot to do with the Roman gimmick some genius had decided to launch it with.
Bought on trip:
Shorts
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts T-Shirt
Headphones
4 Postcards
Illegal Dee-Vee-Dee's
Lost Between Counter and Bag:
Headphones
4 Postcards
Doofus.
The DVD man Sathish convinced me his copies of The Simpsons were genuine by telling me that, 'I am having lots of English customers who are very happy with the quality. There's Craig, there's John. Very Happy'. His knowledge of bog-standard English names was incredibly reassuring and therefore good enough for me. Sold! to the pasty English boy in the shorts.
Also shunned the more traditional options for a Pizza Hut because ah'm English and ah do what ah fackin like.
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